Score: 8

"That was cool"

submission: EMU 1.4

date: July 13, 2008

I just wish it had more stuff... but that's what sequels are for, isn't it? Really fun, and I feel all accomplished now.

Score: 10

"Great game"

submission: The Torture Game 2

date: July 2, 2008

Wonderful game, especially since FOX News made complete asses of themselves (again) with it. That's not the main reason I like it, though. This game is amazing, not just in terms of the pure violence it provides the darker side in all of us, but also in terms of its quality. It's got great animation, decent sound (where there is sound), and as far as I can see, it's bug-free. I like the paint- I can color-code where to put the spikes, tee hee- and the ability to change the length of the ropes you tie him with is a very nice touch. I like that the guy doesn't scream- any attempt to make him do so would just be annoying- although the expression on his face is kinda creepy. Time to go back a-choppin'!

Score: 10

"Wow!! Sex!"

submission: 20,109,600,000 Pin-ups

date: April 26, 2008

Pure sex. Awesome, incredibly well done, I don't know why anyone is complaining, and that's all i have to say.

Score: 6

"Amusing"

submission: Cannonball Dodge

date: April 26, 2008

This amused me for... *checks score* 1003 seconds. Simple and fun, and surprisingly challenging (at least until you can put up four walls and leave only to get more). I recommend adding music- no endless annoying loops, please- and perhaps sound effects for powerups and the explosion when the cannonball hits you. Decent game, but sadly, not worth my download. 6/10.

Score: 1

"Normally I don't vote low"

submission: Fur Hundr3d Th0us4nd

date: April 26, 2008

I normally don't give people bad scores. I really don't. But...
WTFH?
Seriously. I don't care how many submissions there are on here now, when I click the link that says "Watch This Movie," I fully expect to find someone who does more than doodle certain parts of the male anatomy and scream unintelligibly. Also, when shouting into a microphone, move it away from your mouth. AWAY.
That is all. I will go fix my bleeding ears now, probably by getting a five-year-old to clash cymbals together directly next to my ear. It'll be a relief.

Score: 10

"Nice"

submission: Home Made DS

date: April 8, 2008

I liked the whole idea, very clever, and the music was appropriate. 10/10 for creativity/quality.

Score: 10

"Amusing"

submission: The MAC & PC show

date: April 8, 2008

Very amusing, and quite true. Mac cultists always piss me off.
Also, to all those bitching because it wasn't his audio, STFU. He credited the original author. If you don't have a problem with making unofficial music videos or using songs made by other people, you can't have a problem with this. In defiance of your hypocrisy (and because this is effing awesome), I award a 10/10.

Score: 9

"LMFAO (in short)"

submission: Star Trek 9

date: April 6, 2008

People, STFU. Squierguy, maybe you should post a link to the first one so these guys can understand the reference to the previous installment. Also, this was fucking hilarious. Very nice work.

Score: 8

"o.O"

submission: 4chan 4evar

date: April 6, 2008

Despite having no idea whatsoever what she was saying, that was really amusing, especially if you read the stuff in the background. *hums to self* English subtitles would help, though. :)

Score: 9

"Very amusing"

submission: Stupidance 2

date: April 6, 2008

The guy does as advertised- he does a stupid dance. The fun part is controlling all his moves, and the music isn't bad either. Five because it's fun, two more for graphics (very slick interface), and two more for audio, and you shall end up with a 9/10. Nice work.